A New Kind of Review

Today, we feature Freeze Ray Frenzy! But I'm going to try a new type of review. Let's see how it works out:

MINIFIGS:

Kranxx: This surly space biker leader is an impressive minifig.

Head: A tentacled horror. Sure to strike fear in any policeman.

Body: An open jacket with the Black Hole Gang patch sewed on. Nicely made.

Legs: A Black Hole Gang belt buckle and sturdy knee pads adorn this section.

Space Policeman: This tough police officer is sure to track down and arrest any space crook!

Head and Helmet: A black visored helmet, black sunglasses, and a mouthpiece.

Body: A suit imprinted with the police badge imprinted on the front.

Legs: Nothing amazing, except that they're printed.

VEHICLES:

Speeder Bike: Kranxx's bike screams, "SPEED!" It looks like he took the biggest engine he could find and put a seat on it. I also like the little readouts panel with the fuel gauge.

Space Police Bike: Eh, nothing super. I think the Space Police Raptor from Squidman's Escape was better. It does have flick -fire missiles, fired from one of those new hand-held missile firers.

OTHERS:

Signs: A stop sign and a traffic light with asteroid bases. They're nice, though I had some trouble with the stop sign sticker. I wish Lego would quit the stickers and just use printed bricks.

I think this is how I'll do these reviews.

Note: Prepare for the "December: Advent Calendar Madness!" event. Coming December, of course.

Strip 20: Goodbye For Now

Well, I guess that's the end of J.B. Webcomics. No more exciting adventures. No more thrilling battles. No more really dumb jokes.

And if you think that, go see a psychiatrist.

We'll keep on going with the strip! What did you think, I was quitting my job*!?

*"Job" as in creating new strips each week.

Strip 19: Boss 1 Ending

So the Elf Emperor was a robot! That explains it!

Explains what, I don't know. But it explains it.

Don't worry. Steve, Bill, and Julius are A-OK. And, in the 3rd page, can you spot Steve sneaking up on the Elf Emperor? It's in the last panel.

Who could the mysterious figure at the end, watching the battle from afar, be? Just wait and see!

Also make sure to visit J.B. Webcomics Soundtrack for the latest tune.

Strip 18: The Thermal Exhaust Port?! Give Me a Break!

KA-ZORP?! They must be running out of good sound effects.

As for the "thermal exhaust port," I've often wondered, "Why would someone building a supposedly invincible superweapon would knowingly leave an exhaust port that just happens, when it is hit by a proton torpedo, sets off a chain reaction and explodes the whole thing?" So I joked on that.

Later this week: A 4-page strip! The startling finale of the first Boss Battle! A J.B. Webcomics epic!

A Lego Builder

MINE MECH V2: That little one just wasn't gonna cut it.

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Birthday Pictures

Well, Blogger is working now. So let's get down to business:

The Light Steampunk Cruiser. I love how it turned out.

My custom minifigs. Notice (1) the alien, (2) the steampunk pilot, (3) the horse, and (4) the secret character who is hiding behind the horse. But his kitty has come out! How sweet!
This is the Troll Battle Pack. It goes great with dwarves. It also includes a rat, but he's not in the picture.
This is Click the scarabax beetle, my first Brickmaster set. He's nicely built.

Well, I received some more stuff, but I have no pictures of them. Just use your imagination.

Strip 17: The Battle Begins!

A big fight! A big, BIG fight! This is only the beginning! Two more strips, and the last with 4 pages! And all for your amusement.