As for the "thermal exhaust port," I've often wondered, "Why would someone building a supposedly invincible superweapon would knowingly leave an exhaust port that just happens, when it is hit by a proton torpedo, sets off a chain reaction and explodes the whole thing?" So I joked on that.
Later this week: A 4-page strip! The startling finale of the first Boss Battle! A J.B. Webcomics epic!